ditcher.

FRIENDS BAIL. DITCHER KEEPS TRACK.

Someone
bailed?
Report it.

Ditcher is for reporting ditches among friends. Log who bailed, record the excuse, and let your squad weigh in. The next “I never ditch” comes with receipts.

See how it works Try a ditch report
“I never ditch.” Sure you don’t. Ditcher welcome illustration: three friends around a calendar showing game night and beach day. Big excuses.
Actual receipts.
LOG THE DITCH.RATE THE EXCUSE.KEEP THE RECEIPTS.

EVERY DITCH HAS A STORY

They bailed.
Keep the receipts.

The no-show, the last-minute cancellation, the legendary excuse. Give your friends something to answer for.

01 / THE DITCH

Report who bailed.

Pick the friend who ditched and say what happened. Dinner, game night, or a casual catch-up: the ditch goes on record.

02 / THE EXCUSE

Get their side of it.

A real emergency or a suspiciously comfortable sofa? Keep the excuse with the ditch so everyone can hear the story.

03 / THE SQUAD

Let your friends judge.

Vote on excuses, leave comments, and follow the ditch history. A little banter, a little accountability, and a reputation to defend.

TRY AN EXAMPLE DITCH REPORT

The Usual SuspectsUNREPORTED
FRIDAY FOOD CLUB

Alex bailed. Again.

Everyone else made it. Alex had an explanation.

THE EXCUSE

“My sofa needed emotional support.”

Alex’s record2 ditches

One tap to put this ditch on the record.

A fictional squad, a familiar excuse. This preview doesn’t submit a real report.

“I NEVER DITCH.” CHECK THE RECORD.

Good friends.
Great excuses.

Every friend group has that one person. Ditcher gives the call-outs a home: who bailed, what they said, and what everyone else thought of it.

  • Ditch reports tied to your friends
  • Excuses, votes, and comments from the squad
  • Ditch history, reliability stats, and badges
Have a question?

FAIR QUESTIONS

Before you
call them out.

What counts as a ditch?

A friend bails, cancels at the last minute, or simply doesn’t show up. Report what happened and keep the details with the ditch.

How do I report one?

In your squad, open “Claim a Ditch,” select who ditched, and choose what happened. You can add details about the plan and a note.

Can friends respond to a report?

Yes. Ditch records have room for excuses and comments, and squad members can vote on whether an excuse holds up.

What’s a squad for?

Your squad is the group of friends you’re keeping the ditch record with. Invite your people so the reports, excuses, and banter have their audience.

COMING SOON TO ANDROID

Your friends have excuses.
You’ll have receipts.

Report the ditches. Hear the stories. Find out whose “just this once” has become a habit.

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